Boarder

Pay your rent before the due date. For you, that would be every 15th day of the month. Inform your visitors the visiting hours. Beyond that, I would have you to take the responsibility of sending them away, or else I will. Don't let your boyfriend enter your room. I have you parents' number, you know what I can do; but I don't have a boyfriend. The curfew time is on 10 pm. Inform me if you'll be back later than that. Do you have a laptop? You have to pay additional 200 pesos for the electricity. Do you want to connect to the Wi-Fi? You would have to add 200 pesos more. And the laundry, yes, your dirty laundry, put them on the rack which I will give you later and place them on the washing room on Saturdays. You wash you underwear, don't even let me teach you how. The drinking water on the dispenser costs 40 pesos; you divide the amount among your roommates. Ah! Your roommates, they are all working so among the three of you, you are the student.

If you are all too busy or too lazy to clean your room, call Linda. Ask her to do it for you and pay her as the two of you has agreed. Don't play any loud music so as to disturb the others. I don't think that you need any reminding but I'll say it nonetheless. Don't leave your shoes outside the room. I don't want anyone complaining about a lost shoe. And by the way, did I tell you that I am very particular with regards to payment? Yes. So you have to pay your dues on time. Wait, I'm gonna call my mom. But she just left you here an hour ago.